AKA the “common basilisk”, this little guy runs on top of water and shit. It lives in South America, inhabiting a stretch from Panama to Venezuala.

To anthropomorphize, the Jesus Lizard would probably work best as a sea messenger of sorts, delivering products and postcards from seaport to seaport. They would also make good fire-fighters and bridge builders, but would not be limited to blue-collar jobs. My anthropomorphized fantasy world is ripe with equality.

Of oppurtunity.